Ask

A tool typically used for chopping wood

Again she swung the ask, and this time it went half way through the log.

by Bettie Machete April 20, 2022

Who asked?

Something a incoherent kid says when an argument isn't going their way and your whole class acts like made the greatest comeback of the century

Guy 1: "Bro shut up I banged your mom last night"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "I banged your mo-"
Guy 2: Who Asked?"
Class: "OOOOOOOOOOOO HE GOT ROASTED OOOOOOO"

by Qutex March 21, 2022

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

National Ask Your Crush Out Day

October 3 At 12:00 you have to ask your crush out!

Travis-hey Mary I wanted to ask you out

Mary-OMG today is National ask your crush out day!!

by Djdbdbd October 2, 2021

Ask

Sex god

"Wow this guy is such a God at sex"
"Yea! He is a Ask"

by analsexoralgod January 17, 2018

Asking if the sun is cold

1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.

2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.

Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”

by Scharey! December 7, 2024

National Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes Day

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick

Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."

by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 16, 2020