Alcohol Enthusiast

Essentially an alcoholic in denial

Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :

1. They deny they are an alcoholic

2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink

3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends

4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and

“ savor” the taste of alcohol

5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash

6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time

Ex: “ oh I’m not an alcoholic. I’m an alcohol enthusiast. There’s a big difference”

by Marshmelliesoup May 10, 2021

Alcohol

The liquid Gold that makes this S#!T life bearable.

Alcohol 🍾🍷- Noun, when a dumb ass asks? "How to look after your mental well-being in a crisis" Solution - Alcohol ~ Urban Dictionary.

by The Silicon Jaguar July 6, 2021

Alcoholic

Probably a kid named Nathan… we all know an alcoholic named Nathan. Nathan’s are typically the funnest alcoholics though, always down for anything; they would go anywhere with you and do anything. Especially if their last name starts with a K.

Bro, did you see Nathan K. last night, he’s an alcoholic, but so fun!

by Harold N. July 22, 2021

Alcoholsexual

A person who is normally heterosexual but broadens their horizons with the help of alcohol.

Girls that make out only when drunk are alcoholsexuals.

by tomiecrook October 20, 2021

Alcoholics Anonymous

Making your hand go numb, covering it in rubbing alcohol and jerking off.

"Hey man I need you to take me to the hospital, I tried the alcoholics anonymous."

by SargentQG November 2, 2021

Alcoholista

Una persona que se lleva muy bien con el alcohol y nunca mal.

Laura es una alcoholista en progresó.

by Boobmaster94 August 13, 2021

Alcohol abuse

Alcohol abuse is when four (4) people are drinking one beer.

Alcohol abuse is very dangerous.

by Winner-winner chicken dinner November 24, 2021