Australian Beehive

The act of butting bees into a hollow piece of wood, then using it as a vibrator.

Friend: do you want to try an Australian Beehive with me?

You: no that's fucking weird, why would I want to do that?

by oofoofoofpoop January 11, 2020

Australian Weed Wacker

When two gay men hang themselves upsidedown, (At last one man must have, extraordinarily, long pubic hair for this performance.) one man stays still (Upsidedown still, mind you.) and the other man does the helicopter and swings his penis on the other man's pubes.

Hey bro man dude, let's go back to my place and do the Australian Weed Wacker cause we're gay, and men.

by Mr.JuicyGuyMan June 5, 2022

Australian Beehive

The act of putting bees into a hollow piece of wood, then using it as a vibrator.

Friend: do you want to try an Australian Beehive with me?

You: no, that's fucking weird.

by oofoofoofpoop January 11, 2020

Australian Belly Art

The male squats into pooping position. The partner then slides under the legs from behind and begins sucking thy penis from "downunder." The male then begins defecating onto the partners stomach, creating the australian belly art.

While hiking, Sam had to take a raging shit. Sam squatted into thin air as his partner swooped in from "downunder" between his legs. Sam was orally pleasured whilst releasing his upset belly contents onto his partners belly. The Australian Belly Art ladies and gentlemen

by Kmfj141 January 22, 2023

Australian Hand Grenade

The act of cumming inside of someones mouth while giving Head

I was Australian Hand Grenade in my sisters mouth

by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025

Australian kitchen

(slang) A barbecue grill. Made popular through its use on Top Gear, during a cattle drive in Australia.

We were given some horrible camping stuff and an Australian kitchen. And once that had been set up, we had to catch our supper.
I fired up my Australian kitchen and cooked up some steaks.

by daz14lpa February 20, 2021

drunk australian

The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.

Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian

Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son

by Jenno the strayan cunt February 14, 2018