Australian Acupuncture

When you get a thighjob from a cactus and then your bro gives you a blowjob and then spits the needles back out at you.

"Bro have you ever tried Australian Acupuncture?"
"No, I haven't."
"You wanna try it?"
"Sure."

by Cactus Cat November 21, 2024

Flag

Get the Australian Acupuncture mug.

American-Australian

Some made up shit that Aussies come up with to make them selves sound like Americans.

Australian: Hey I’m American-Australian

American: Go back to your country thats not a thing

by DSRPHASWEIRD May 13, 2019

Flag

Get the American-Australian mug.

Australian sponge bath

Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.

Hey babe want an Australian sponge bath?

by Sandypearle January 13, 2023

Flag

Get the Australian sponge bath mug.

The sexual position of two males facing each other with a female in between, one male fucking her from behind the other getting a blowjob but the female is upsidedown, arms and legs facing up, like she is in Australia.

She loves being spitroasted but really likes being manhandled and held off the ground, upsidedown, while being spitroasted, Australian style; Australian Spitroast!

by 0neHugeWang! May 21, 2021

Flag

Get the Australian Spitroast mug.

Australian Jayne

A Jayne from Australia whose name is Jayne. Usually to imply a woman that enjoys boring hikes and long walks on days they could’ve spent having fun zip-lining or going to a water park.

A Jayne who can’t spell worth a shit to save her life

“Ah, man, you must know an Australian Jayne. She’s super boring and only wants to hike or play a board game. She must be from Australia.”

“Nah mates I dont wanna hav fun and go zi p linningg, whhat u guyes think abut injoying a good hyke insteaad?

by Stanislavbogomolov August 3, 2024

Flag