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no one asked

Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down
Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂

Person 1: Nobody cares about you

Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025
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National Ask Your Crush Out Day is where whoever you ask out, has to say yes. If they say no then you can slap them :D Then show them this. Congrats.
"Will you go out with me? Cant say no, its NATIONAL ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY."
by Kool Kid Drip April 9, 2021
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Ask

Ask the male name says it all, prime man-ister.
Gets all the women... Trigger of the lesbo, hater of the immigrant.
by BumSkum March 7, 2017
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Did i ask?

When someone in the group chat (or in general) says something no one asked about in the conversation.
Bill Cosby Group Chat

John:yo tim, you wont believe it something crazy happened at the mall today!

Tim:what happened?

John:I saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today harrassing a woman!

Tim:YOOO THATS SICK!! Did you take any pictures?

Bob:yo what happened?

John:I Just saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today!

Bob:Who?

John:What do you mean who? This entire group chat is about bill cosby!

Bob: ASKED!!! Hahaha, haha, haaa...

Tim:Did i ask?

Bob:what?

Tim:For you to stay in this group chat?

Bob was kicked from the group chat.
by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022
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Who Asked

Who asked like who I am still trying to find who
by OOoooOooOOooOoOoOOoOOoOO me li January 13, 2022
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Asks how to make couscous

A request for information or clarity where the act of asking the question takes more time and effort than using common sense or readily available guidance.
he's asked how to access the wifi again. He's got the same information I do. If he asks how to make couscous one more time I'm going to kill him.
by Spanner16 June 13, 2023
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