Skip to main content

Elliptical potato

Person who watches television while working out at home on an elliptical trainer, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".

The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.

The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from sitting positions
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.

See also: treadmill potato, stationary bike potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?

John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i elliptical potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
--
Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be an elliptical potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
by keichix November 1, 2009
mugGet the Elliptical potatomug.

vampire potato

They eat people that don't like potatos
My friend was eaten by a vampire potato
by Hajajan April 13, 2016
mugGet the vampire potatomug.

potato bagging

That dude is totally potato bagging, he needs to get some pants that fit!
by Johnxt1 October 9, 2015
mugGet the potato baggingmug.

Potato Pelting

A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.
"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."
by A. Fakename October 27, 2009
mugGet the Potato Peltingmug.

Bloody Potato

When a male with a chode sleeps with a female on her period
"Sup, chode! Can't believe you nailed her with a bloody potato!"
by Basic Grizz January 11, 2019
mugGet the Bloody Potatomug.

potato dog

slang for pug.
HAHAHAHAHHA look at dat potato dog! pugs are AWSUM!!!
by some white millenial November 29, 2017
mugGet the potato dogmug.

Peeled Potato

Wow gorg is such a peeled potato
by ScribblesTheDonk August 23, 2020
mugGet the Peeled Potatomug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email