Durf Goblin

That type of stoner friend that's always smoking your weed but never offers his own. They always want to get durfed from your own stash.
Guy 1: Hey, can I have a pull off your weed cart, bro?
Guy 2: Sure, dude, but you're such a durf goblin.
by CertainlyNotADurfGoblin November 14, 2019
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Chat Goblin

A person who spends most of the time text in the Discord chat instead of in voice chat.
Nick is such a chat goblin he never talks.
by Nicqo January 12, 2020
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Penny Goblin

Steals your pennies if you drop them.
Goddamn penny goblin done stole ma penny
by CrimsonWarrior December 15, 2020
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Box goblin

Noun person who works over night stocking merchandise while the store is close

Also see Box Goblin king the night manager or supervisor that organizes and leads the box goblins
I tasked my box goblins with replenishing the toilet paper aisle since covid panic decimated our shelves.
by ANGELISDARKER October 29, 2022
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happy as a goblin

A phrase used when you are so happy that you turn green , put on some penny lofers and start skipping around town like a queer. YOu also go throughout grocery stores stealing bread pooding, and stealing babies out of strolers and selling them on the black market for crack.
"O my gosh, i just found gold under my microwavable pizza. I'm as happy as a goblin."
by Slimslope May 11, 2006
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bum goblins

It is basically all the gothic kids and all the kids that are rich but dress like they live in a dumpster and do not take showers
Look at the bum goblins
by BUMP crew April 29, 2006
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Dongle-goblin

A Dongle-Goblin, also known as the USB Dongle-goblin, is a distant relative of the dodo bird. Refer to the Dongle-Goblin genocide of 1932.
"Jesus, that kid is as dumb as a bag of rocks"
"I know, he's a total Dongle-goblin"
by Mikepety December 11, 2007
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