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Stephen

A plaid-obsessed, Ralph Lauren-wearing menace who somehow finds the time to throw full-scale tantrums over frozen yogurt but also dedicates his life to alphabetizing his DVDs like it’s a sacred duty. Will thrift the exact same plaid shirt he already owns just because and arranges his sweaters with the care of a museum curator, as if they’re historical artifacts. Approach with extreme caution—especially if you value your sanity or dare to be even slightly late.
I was 15 minutes late for frozen yogurt, and Stephen—who organizes his DVDs alphabetically and treats his sweater collection like a prized art exhibit—threw a fit like I’d just committed a crime against plaid fashion.
by poppinsdaughter February 6, 2025
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stephen

stephen is a big boi with a huge two-sided belly, but very hot. he eats buckets of curry in his free time and his stream goes backward. you can usually find him under a muscular shrek's bed
stephen is raju
by dundunbumbum January 29, 2024
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Stephen Bullock

The actual best ever.

See: sexy intelligent caring the bomb
Stephen Bullock is potentially the greatest asset the team has right now.
by xSing4Lifexx May 31, 2019
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Stephen hawking

When your sucking cock after a bloke has cum and he looks like stephen hawkings
by 91mattsmith November 10, 2019
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Brandon Stephens

A tall boy, who is a loner. He likes to be home alone, study/learn about NASA, and he also LOVES his curly blonde hair.
"Look at Brandon Stephens! He's SOOOOOOOO cool!"
by BunnyFoot1717 July 29, 2018
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Stephen Kerr

by REEEEGHEN March 16, 2020
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Steaming Stephen

A type of event that includes one taking a hit off a vape at the same time as taking a shit
Bro, I was just on the shitter and was fiending so I hit a Steaming Stephen!
by alankasprzyk23 April 7, 2024
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