italian shower

Italian showers are when an someone who works construction hides a bottle $2 cologne in the glove compartment of their dirty construction vehicle. They do not go home after work and just go straight to the strip club and douse themselves in cheap cologne.

I only had time for an italian shower.

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

Italian SHOWER

Going out for a date without actually TAKING a shower, but strategically putting on DRAKKAR NOIR or some masking scent to the UMPTEENTH degree.

Yo, Paulie just took an Italian Shower

by Beetlejuice May 7, 2003

shitty shower

When you take someones shower head off, shit in it, then put it back so that when they take a shower it makes for a shitty situation.

Mike I'm gonna shit in your shower head so you have a really shitty shower.

by mattarkot June 18, 2011

Maple Shower

Getting ejaculated on by a Canadian.

I had sex with a hot Canadian and got a maple shower.

by Klein8875 November 3, 2017

Shower-Attack

Attacking, Surprising or Stealing something from someone when they are in or getting out of the Shower.
A vulnerable time for most people, usually naked and unable to reach for a weapon for self-defense.

I can't believe the bitch Shower-Attacked me like Strauss-Kahn! Where is my wallet?

by Kingpin3 August 26, 2011

army shower

A quick shower that goes: water on to wet - water off during soap and shampoo - water on to rinse - done.

When soldiers in remote locations without adequate water supplies needed to shower, they'd run the water just long enough to get wet, then turn it off to soap their bodies and shampoo their hair. Then they'd turn the water back on to rinse. Hence "army shower". This phrase came from my dad, a Korean war vet.

by squeeziecat January 15, 2014

shower daddy

Basically, a (old) man who fucks people (Preferably other men) in the shower.

1. Our soccer trainer is a real shower daddy, last week he did both George and Pete!

2. ''Big Bill'' is the shower daddy of the C-block in San Quentin.

by Garber Jr. November 16, 2007