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grandma penny

Everything you try to do to save you time has actually made it take longer. When you are in a hurry to check out and you get in the shortest line only to be behind an old woman (Grandma Penny) who is counting out her pennies to pay for her things.

Can also be used to describe being stuck in your lane of traffic and switching to the faster lane only to see the lane you switched from is now the one moving.
I can't get away from grandma penny today!
by Pelicanpistachio May 17, 2016
mugGet the grandma pennymug.

Ten Penny Tower

When a girl is lay'd on a table and 10 guys 5 on each side of the table. They then cum on her from the bottom to the top. Hens the term Ten Penny Tower.
Man we should totally Ten penny tower that chick!
by Nick nospmas June 6, 2013
mugGet the Ten Penny Towermug.

200 pennies

by galaxion1231 October 19, 2022
mugGet the 200 penniesmug.

The Penny Pack

A pack of cannabis, commonly used by people of higher intelligence. When smoked, there is commonly a sense of euphoria & knowing you’re on the right side.
aye whatchu doin?

i’m smoking the penny pack, bitch!
by 813dallas July 4, 2021
mugGet the The Penny Packmug.

penny farthing

A sex position where one person sits in a wheely chair and the other sits on top. While the person sitting in the chair moves it around the room, the person on top sings "Bicycle Race."
We were penny farthing all night! I'm exhausted.
by funnysexthings July 24, 2023
mugGet the penny farthingmug.

A-penny into a wenny

Happily doing dances when you are sad. This expression implies to those to songs with a fast tempo.
Song lyric: They are a-penny into a wenny.
Speech: one person: Why are they a-penning into a wenny?

other person: What does that mean?
some other person: Because they are sad right now but they are listening to a very fast song at a party.
by thecharacterwannie May 21, 2023
mugGet the A-penny into a wennymug.

Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.
April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.
by Reedski January 30, 2022
mugGet the Penny for your thoughtsmug.

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