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Grip

He wanted that plum assignment so bad cause he was gripping at me for an hour!
by GettaGrip May 15, 2024
mugGet the Gripmug.

Grip

Grip - to exert control over another person or situation for the inflation it provides to your ego or strictly to enrich yourself for selfish reasons. Usually done by jealous boyfriends and police.
"He told her she couldn't talk to any of her male homies anymore, just for the grip."

"that cop arrested me for laughing at a dumb question, called it resisting arrest- you know these cops being pulling shit like that just for the grip."
by Medicine Mouth December 14, 2022
mugGet the Gripmug.

grip

you got grip
by anthodisasto July 2, 2015
mugGet the gripmug.

Squid Grip

When a girls vagina is tight and wet with the suction power of a Dyson hoover running off nuclear energy.
That girls pussy got that squid grip, she almost dethroned me as king of the pull out game.
by King Lurgi September 15, 2021
mugGet the Squid Gripmug.

Serbian Grip

A grip used by Jerk Mate professionals during practise. This method has since been banned by the international Jerkmate organisation due to the unfair advantage it provides for decreased penile stimulation. Importantly, this technique has only been banned in the edging subcategory of the game. To perform this technique, one must wrap their hands around their shaft with alternating fingers going on top and under the shaft. An important element of this technique is that one must have a finger inserted into their anus.
Jacob reached copper gooner yesterday on Jerkmate ranked using the Serbian Grip.
by Bread Butterer February 3, 2025
mugGet the Serbian Gripmug.

gogurt grip

how one commonly holds their dick when sending a dick pic; in reference to the yogurt tubes snacks from the 90s
"Why is everyone doing the gogurt grip in their dick pics?"
by nanidafuqq April 14, 2025
mugGet the gogurt gripmug.

Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
mugGet the Kung Fu Gripmug.

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