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bit by a donkey

Having a hangover after getting drunk on cheap, low quality booze.
I stayed home from work because I got bit by a donkey
by Wordsmythe420 June 9, 2009
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donkey wobbler

A slang term, predominantly British, for ketamine. This derives from ketamine's original purpose as a veterinary tranquilizer.
Tom got utterly wasted on donkey wobbler at Slimelight, did you see him?
by starebynight February 8, 2005
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donkey fucker

by Bill Jemas January 27, 2004
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Doing the donkey

I saw you Lillian, you were doing donkey weren't you - eyyy-orrr, eyyy-orrr, eyyyy-whooooooore!
by ABearsTail September 5, 2005
mugGet the Doing the donkeymug.

donkey punch

The act of using a charged plasma pistol followed by a melee attack in the video game Halo2
by falcon4 is a douche July 23, 2008
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swamp donkey

n

1)A very unattractive female.

2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.

3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
1) John tried to fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it Coyote Style.

2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.

3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?
by The Commodore July 20, 2007
mugGet the swamp donkeymug.

donkey mouth

A bitch with huge fucking teeth and a voice that sounds like a pack a wild Native American horses dry humping
by Imbeast55 October 13, 2013
mugGet the donkey mouthmug.

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