June 1st

June first is visit your long distance girlfriend day. No matter how far away you are you gotta visit her

Person 1: "You got any plans for today?"
Person 2: "Yeah it's June 1st so in visiting my long distance girlfriend"

by Missingherbf June 1, 2024

1st Period Gaming

It's when you use your school's tech Devices to play unblocked games that are 99% so bad.

In Math Today, I was 1st Period Gaming, because math is always so boring.

by Webster's Father's Father October 26, 2020

airtight 1st degree

Being made airtight with only one penis while the ither two holes are filled with a toy and/or fingers

Sally only had Rick for the night and could only achieve an airtight 1st degree

by anonymous January 26, 2024

September the 1st

the best day of the year because a certain irwin was born

Iris: its September the 1st!
Tom: you mean the best day of the year!

by anonymous April 17, 2023

December 1st

December 1st is known as National Attack How Gabby Drives Day! A day where you attack how your beloved Gabby drives.

“gabby can’t park lol”
“gabby hit a curve again🙄”
“gabby is street racing a random boy again”
“it’s because she can’t see over the steering wheel”
“hey don’t get imani mad, it’s December 1st!”

by not kdog December 1, 2021

november 1st

National kiss your crush day !!!

alex: hey *kisses*
amanda: uhmmmm why’d you do that
alex: It’s november 1st!
amanda: ohh okay

by yourbaelol November 1, 2021

November 1st

Stop and stare soullessly at tall people day!

Oh shoot, it’s November 1st! I can’t wait to make dominate tall people by the hundreds

by Fatdabmaster October 30, 2020