Oscar

the coolest kid you will ever meet. He is as smart as Einstein and has an IQ of 185.

Levi, "How did Oscar get a 100 on that last test."
Reed, "I don't know how he's so smart."

by fsjjlskfds April 21, 2022

Oscar

Oscar is guy with a big dick. He have a wonderful smile that every girl likes. He have a super sexy body that every girl likes. He is also good at sports and he is very strong

Oscar is so sweet

by 18cm December 11, 2016

Oscar

An Oscar has a massive dick but is unfortunately gay

I like him, too bad he’s an oscar

by FriedDogSushi November 21, 2021

oscar

the gayest mother fucker ever.
people named oscar are probably gonna grow up to be sex offenders.
he would pay to suck cock

person : hey oscar what did you do on the weekend?
oscar: i sucked cock and watched dream #dreamsexual #hatedreamphobes #dreamsexual awareness

by freddy fazballs crusty cvm soc March 22, 2022

Oscar

An Oscar is usually the quietest boy in the class, but his calming presence provides a type of handsomeness and hotness to him. He also sticks out because of this. Oftenly, he will reject the girls that like him for that one main crush he has. That one main crush is usually a Mikayla because she is so beautiful, pretty, cute and hot. His best friend would either be an Ali, Darren or Jamie. With an Ali, he will exposit about nerdy stuff, with a Darren they will have mischievious fun and with a Jamie they will try to do the best they can education-wise. He is not able to ask girls out though because of his low self-esteem and confidence. And definitely cannot ask Mikayla out because he will reckon that she already has a boyfriend or is just not interested in a relationship. He is actually verbally bullied quite a lot, but is not able to fight back because of his parents' high expectations to not get in big trouble. He has a strong connection with God and Jesus as a Catholic, but wished they could help him out with his problems. He is usually quiet because of his depression. His laugh is ridiculously contagious BTW and philosophies about his purpose in life.

Jamie: Wait, is Oscar asking Mikayla out?

Darren: Nah g, he wouldn't have the balls.

(Oscar returns)

Jamie: Dude, why were you talking to Mikayla?

Oscar: To ask her out.

(Everyone in year level surrounds Oscar)

Everyone: So what did she say?

Oscar: I can't say just yet.

by User123456778 November 22, 2021

Oscar

A guy who likes doing sports and has a girlfriend named pippa Nicholas

Oscar went out with pippa

by Oscar like pippa October 12, 2020

Oscar

An Oscar is the hottest latino ever who may either fuck you so hard you can’t walk or start a coup d’état. He has brown eyes that make every man around him gay, and women faint at his sight.

Yo look at my man Oscar, I wish I could fuck him

by Pene-titánico November 4, 2022