broker than Brokeback Mountain

Being so broke, that you don't even have a dollar on you to buy a piece of candy.

Bro, I can' hang out with you tonight, I'm broker than Brokeback Mountain

by Notsure75 November 30, 2019

tighter than a clam's ass

Excessively cheap and tightfisted with money.

Forget about asking John to donate. He's tighter than a clam's ass.

by JerseajersJea60 June 24, 2017

more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.

Nigel has more issues than tissues

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016

Wetter than an otter's pocket

when your girl sees Loki Laufeyson/Tom Hiddleston.

Hiddlestoner

Me: omg I just saw Tom Hiddleston in a manbun for Loki Assembled!!

Bf: Hm... *starts to do man buns more*

Me: Fuck, I'm wetter than an otter's pocket

by Whowhoville August 9, 2021

crazier than an inbred schnauzer

Edith Prickley, a central character on SCTV in the 1980s, referred to someone as "crazier than an inbred schnauzer." Schnauzers tend to be some really overamped dogs, and apparently inbreeding would just intensify it.

He's crazier than an inbred schnauzer.

by Ferdosork November 15, 2016

Is Aemelia cuter than Dylan?

It is unequivocally known that any girl named Aemelia is much cuter/attractive/pretty etc. than any person named Dylan. This is well known and supported by many people throughout the world, as it is obvious.

Person 1: "Hey man, do you wanna play some 2k?"
Person 2: "Pfft, is Aemelia cuter than Dylan?"

by Bruhmovement January 26, 2022

Luckier than a sucked dick

Extremely fortunate/ Lucky. #blessed

Boy your luckier than a sucked dick

by BabyFaceDan20 November 19, 2020