Ass Knot

Unable to shit. Constipated. Requiring a laxative or enema to but that rectal clog.

I have an ass knot. Need a laxative now.

The only thing that busted up my ass knot was that enema. Wet and wild.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Gassy-ass

When you want to sarcastically thank someone with a fart. A Mexican thank you!

Wife: l picked up your socks off the floor, again!

Husband: bends over letting one rip and says: “gassy-ass senorita” and smiles. BTW he’s making a full recovery in the hospital!

by Sambiase April 14, 2019

ass-raider

the upgraded version of butt-pirates.

Peter, You Ass-Raider!

by Atomsk813 May 15, 2006

Triflin Ass

A person that is unwilling to help or participate in anything productive. Totally willing to wait on everything to be handed to them for no apparent reason.

His/Her triflin ass needs to do better and go get a job to take care of his/her kids.

by Bigtechboy December 22, 2014

planet ass

A very large butt or booty

Man that girl has a planet ass.

by kj0 March 7, 2007

ass fatigue

when your ass gets sore from sitting for extended periods of time in an uncomfortable seat (e.g. metal folding chairs or bleechers)

I went to see the Chicago Cubs play, the game lasted almost four hours, when the game was over I had some major ass fatigue.

by Michael_Hunt July 5, 2009

ass whisperer

One who can communicate and please a girl's ass in a very special way.

I never thought I'd ever like anal sex; but then I met the ass whisperer.

by the guru of gurus November 17, 2009