Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"
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a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
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