parkour nut

A great meme because I'm an idiot and posted a video of me online of me doing stupid things because I thought I was really cool at the time
Nice year 12 jersey, what does it say?
It says parkour nut and it means that when I was 12 I stupidly posted a video of myself on YouTube of me doing parkour that is sooooooooo cringey and I hate myself for it
by Cuntkiller101 May 22, 2017
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pre nut cloudiness

Unbridled and dishonest feelings of pre orgasm
*thrusting* "i love you" (he doesn't actually mean that)

"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"
by coinedprenutcloudiness February 21, 2025
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Nut In One

When ur jerking it crazy style and you cum so far and so fast it hits your mouth
I just shot a nut in one last night!
by Raider48623 February 01, 2025
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Terminal Nut

When you beat your meat while driving and try and get a high score on the speedometer.
Man my Terminal Nut record is only at 25 mph.
by Some guy ig April 29, 2024
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The exclamation shouted by an angry tech marketing droid when challenged.
You can cluster deep dive these nuts! you mother fucker
by MrPhilipsLikesGreaseV2 November 04, 2018
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tryna nut

(Abbreviated) Trying to nut.
Man's tryna nut, gnomean?
by tjr1022 December 08, 2017
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Maple Dipped Blow-Nut

A term coined as a play on the popular Maple Dipped Donut from Canadian Coffee and Bake Shop Tim Horton's. It refers to a male receiving oral sex from a female while his genitals have been dipped, smeared or covered in Maple Syrup. Preference is to use real maple syrup over the fake table syrup seen in most grocery stores at rebated prices.
So Mike just told me how this girl gave him a Maple Dipped Blow-Nut once. He can't look at her the same way when he orders a coffee from that store anymore.
by s_polly61 July 29, 2017
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