Nuts

Nuts is an expression used when something is so crazy and bonkers that there are no more words to describe it.

Guy 1: My grandma died.
Guy 2: That's Nuts.

by Mr. Grumpus November 23, 2021

Deez nuts

A word to roast someone sexually or jokingly.

Guy: are you 100% Vietnamese?

Guy 2:im 1% Vietnamese and 99% deez nuts in yo mother

by Mr.FreshAsian911 November 23, 2021

Deez nuts

Can I put my balls in ya jaws, they are really tasty, trust no sus

"Do you want deez nuts in ya mouth"

by nutsballsmouthidk November 24, 2021

Nuts

Balls

Nutss in yo jaws

by turbonutz November 23, 2021

No Nut Year

So basically you can not nut for a whole year straight, but it is in chronological order. The year must be even, as it will start every time it is even. If the year odd for example (2023 to 2025), then you shall not be able to do it in order. YOU MUST COMPLETE THIS EVERY YEAR. The challenge will only end when it is pass new years and when it hits the odd year. (December 31, 2022 to Janurary 1st, 2023)

"Aw man, not again. Why oh why! Not No Nut Year!"

by Founder of No-Nut-Year May 16, 2023

slurp nuts

to calm down; to step away from a situation; to bring tranquility

“woah there buddy, you’re getting pretty heated. why don’t you slurp nuts?”

by GreenYogaBalls May 22, 2023

nut-butt contraption

a machine with a metal pipe connecting your wee-wee tip to your rectum. So when the operator of the machine ejaculates, all the semen funnels into his asshole in the hope of making the operator pregnant.

Rick: "Did you know Steve had a baby even though he's a man?"
Nick: "Yeah I heard he used a nut-butt contraption to make that happen."
Rick: "Damn, well how about that."

by the all-knowing boof May 24, 2023