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foreskin nut

When winter is long and cold, you store cashews, pecans, walnuts etc in your foreskin for a lil snack later.
dude 1: hey you got any food?

dude 2: yeah lemme just get my foreskin nut
by nomnomnut April 19, 2024
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Rubber Nutting

A term for when a man cums too fast during intercourse and has to immediately re-wrap for round two with a semi-flaccid appendage. There is no chance of cumming again, he is just trying to please his woman.
“I had really bad rubber nuts Tuesday night but Allison said she’d dump me if I didn’t keep going. I ended up rubber nutting her for the following 25 minutes”
by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020
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Nuts-To-Teeth

To make use out of something otherwise useless.
Billy had a genius Nuts-To-Teeth moment by making a splint out of wooden planks and paracord.
by _trey_aka_becky_ February 5, 2023
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Off my nut

your so high you don’t know what your doing where you are or why you even exist.
meaning that your so off your face you forget your own address and end up on a train headed for London
James:“i forgot i had existed again”
Tyler:“same”
James:“i don’t know about you but i’m absolutely Off my nut”
by itz_jacd August 29, 2022
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National kick your girlfriend in the nuts Day

March 11 Is national kick your girlfriend in the nuts Day
National kick your girlfriend in the nuts day”
by Uemm March 5, 2025
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Lit as nuts

A saying used to describe someone or something who is fun or just awesome, much like a pair of testicles is. But also very....very sensitive.
"Do you know Elena?"
"Yeah! She's lit as nuts! I heard she kicked Gregory right in his testicles!"
"Ouch! Sucks for him!"
by Royalb101 April 19, 2018
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Deez nuts

These testacules
All of deez nuts
by Yo mamá April 12, 2022
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