punch myself in the face

V. To stimulate the penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

I am going to go home and punch myself in the face, then go to sleep.

by Terry39 November 15, 2007

Burlington Fun Face

Sneeking into a friends house when he isn't home, stripping down the bed and taking a shit on his or her mattress. Then creating a funny face with a sharpie marker using the pile of shit as the nose.

Dude, Brad really made me angry so I gave him the old Burlington Fun Face.

by Cake2 January 12, 2008

A Face A Yard Long

This is a word used to describe a very unhappy or annoyed person. This is similar to someone having " A Long Face"

she had A FACE A YARD LONG.

by thebigwan March 5, 2015

daddy nut face

Daddy nutt Face a expression used when daddy nutts in yo butt o face.

"daddy nut face,daddy said that the nutt would help my acne so he did it on my face".

by Daddy nut face January 25, 2017

spag bol face

When you go down on a girl who is on her period.

"She was on her period and i came up with a spag bol face"

by slurms mackenzie November 20, 2013

erse aboot face

something being backwards.

you have your pants on erse aboot face.

by ze_kimster January 15, 2005

Stamping Happy Faces

When someone has to take shit and it's starting to turtle head, it's also known as stamping happy faces in their underwear.

I have to go take a right shit now... I'm stamping happy faces in my underwear!

by Kacie A. January 12, 2006