shit chisel

a jet of urine used to remove encrusted faeces off the toilet bowl

girl: i've done a real daggy vegan shit in the toilet.
man: i better wang out a shit chisel then

by godofthebowl January 9, 2014

shit spit

A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.

Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...

by alchemist April 22, 2014

shit seizure

Shit Seizure: noun - Loss of muscle control resulting in uncontrollable flailing, due to a massive and / or violent defecation.

Mother: "Are you not going to school this morning?"
Daughter: "No, I had a shit seizure this morning and I'm not feeling very well."

by Squeezy May 6, 2014

shit inhalant

the term shit inhalant means when you're rimming someone and they shit on your face, causing it to go up your nose, forcing you to inhale it.

john: i don't do drugs, but if i could tap that ass i'd sure take some shit inhalants.

by claramxnde May 1, 2014

mind-shitting

An experience which leaves you utterly confused and freaked-out.

"That movie was mind-shitting!"

"Her answer to that essay question which was set, left everyone Mind-shitted."

by EarthNoodle June 8, 2014

Preventative Shit

Dropping a load before a workout, in order to prevent it from happening during a workout. Usually preformed before leg day.

Bro 1: "Bro, are you coming? It's squat day!"

Bro 2: "Hold up, let me take a preventative shit first!"

by ieatcows77 July 8, 2014

gopher shit

Gopher Shit is used to describe a nasty little man, or woman. They tend to be brownish, and small. Just like Gopher Shit. A person who is described as a piece of "Gopher Shit" is usually untrustworthy, dark, weak, and senile. The piece of Gopher Shit is also false, and filthy, The piece of Gopher Shit is also untrustworthy and undependable, it should be discarded.

Mark looks is a piece of Gopher Shit

Jose is so nasty, he's nastier than Gopher Shit

Juan looks like Gopher Shit

Juanita is so dark, darker than gopher shit

by Bugatti July 13, 2014