Sucking off my donkey

When you get loads of headshots from a noob on a very simple game

Today you're going to be so sucking off my donkey on this game

by djjkxbox September 20, 2008

turning off the ice maker

something that women do to piss men off when they need ice.

Women: I am turning off the ice maker
Man: WTF?!?

by Master Link October 8, 2010

dust off 'da Hataz

tha funniest fuckin' rap dance eva. when a black person (because white people cant do it) brings his hand to the opposite sholdea to perform a dustin' motion, as if there were something there.

o shit yo, madd hataz on tha left so u gotta dust off 'da Hataz

by shea gilly January 14, 2004

Fresh off the pillow cack

Like fresh off the pillow hair, except its your cack

I gave my girlfriend a hot karl when she sunk her teeth into my fresh off the pillow cack

by Fresh off the pillow cack April 13, 2003

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

something so rank it cannot be described

That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by spandex tubetop December 2, 2003

Get off your high horse

When some one acts superior whereas they are not. Sometimes they are mistaken but usually delusional.

Example is when a man who is trying to see a woman texts her that: “I would love to see you but it seems to me that you want more than what I can give. I don’t want a serious relationship.”

The woman says: “oh please ...get off your high horse. I am just no longer interested”!

Man: “I am not looking for a serious relationship but love seeing you”
Woman: is this guy crazy or what ? Who wants a relationship with you?! Sonshe says: “ oh please... get off your high horse. Relationship?! I am not interested in you anymore. Stop texting me”

by FascinatingWords February 3, 2019

talk the ass off a brass monkey

somebody who talks a lot

LL: Did you ever hear that girl talk?
FF: Yea she can "talk the ass off a brass monkey".

by fuckmycock24 January 27, 2010