best-friend-wich

A best-friend-wich is when two best friends get into a threesome together but keep the third party between them to avoid any direct sexual contact.

No Mina and I did not have sex, we did a best-friend-wich with Gary.

by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 5, 2016

Fake friends day

October 7 is the day to expose all your fake ass friends

Example:POST YO MFKIN FAKE FRIENDS TFK UU NEED AN EXAMPLE FOR 🤦🏽 ♀️ Fake friends day

by DicC sucCin bitchesss October 4, 2019

Fake friends

A fake friend is someone who makes inside jokes when you aren’t at school so they can laugh about them when you aren there and u don’t get it so ur lonely

Kayden and Cate are fake friends because they won’t tell me their highlighter inside joke.

by has fake friends💔 January 27, 2022

old man’s friend

A term in the past for pneumonia

Pneumonia is an old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021

Quarantine Friend

They are your true friends during the pandemic because they call and text you. As you do the same. They check up on you and it isn’t a one way conversation.

It isn’t just you texting first. They make an effort too.

“ Yea Giovanni and Samantha are my quarantine friends, the rest are just acquaintances :)”

by Papi_chronicle July 9, 2020

Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking

Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
“Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy”

by Meltzeey I stream on twitch!!! April 13, 2025

a friend like you

what Adrien Agreste likes to say to Marinette. The person who uses it is in denial of their feelings

I'm so glad to be stuck here with a friend like you.

by lillith_CH July 18, 2021