Jay Time

A mythical time zone where the phrase “I’ll call you back in 10 minutes” can mean anything from never to sometime next week. Common among people who consistently promise to return calls but vanish into the abyss of procrastination and distractions. Similar in vibe to "Pakistan Time," where punctuality is a fluid concept.

"Don’t wait by the phone, bro — he’s running on Jay Time again."
"She said she’d be ready at 6, but we’re on Jay Time — see you at 8."

by RunningOnJayTime July 30, 2025

Face-Time

Face-Time (hyphend) is the female slang version as is Head the skabd version for the make, of giving or receiving oral sex.

Hey baby I'll give you that extra Face-Time ,if you come give sum head real fast before dinner?!

by Sojuvet March 8, 2020

I can't understand flim half the time

a subconscious mess up of Flynn my brother,

Message from subconscious was,
That fat milf my master not mark ya,
Milf is a girl name genitalia

I can't understand flim half the time, but now he has a pedophile watching him some father I had named brain chose it, even explained it.

by Mineowedwus August 12, 2022

stick time

The amount of time a big-rig driver spent driving a big-rig.

He was chosen for the run because he had more stick time than the other three drivers.

by JCA/Bremerton July 15, 2017

time

time is nirvair and it is alwats distrCTED AND nirvair is time but nirvairi nst tie msdgr so that is whay

nirvair is NOT time

by I HATE SHORT SMELLY DIRTY ASTO September 17, 2025

CLOWNIN TIME

When you do a bit of tomfoolery by destroying the person your CLOWNIN on or trolling them by being overly annoying for the funis.🤡

Some random nerd- You ready to be destroyed?

W Clown man- ITS CLOWNIN TIME🤡

Some random nerd- HEY NO FAIR U CHEATED

W Clown man- Skill issue tbh🤡🤡🤡

by CacklesTheClown August 11, 2023

Drag Time

Always running late because it takes as long as it takes to look this fabulous!

Leslie: “Is Katy ready to leave or is she still doing her hair and makeup?”
Ryan: “Ugh, no, she’s running on Drag Time, again.”
Katy: “Y’all hush! It takes however long it takes to look this amazing!”

by KatyHaltertop September 3, 2023