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Mercury is in retrograde

Alex: Any idea why Charlotte is mad at you today?

Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.
by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025
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Mercury is in retrograde

Alex: Any idea why Charlotte is mad at you today?

Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.
by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025
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Esteem of Self Retardedness

When one ignores another’s wonderful performance in sport, gaming, etc. and focuses on there own personal performance even if they performed worse or better.
Person 1: (plays really good in basketball) person 2: you played pretty good i guess, but did you see that one shot i hit?? person 1: wow you are really showing an example of esteem of self retardedness.
by sëxxybläkkmadedat January 4, 2026
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The Point Of No Return

When you have premature ejacuation but also have a habit of masturbating whenever you get the urge. This means you now have to cum multiple times in a row to get a fraction of the pleasure you could before. You’re one of us.
It’s better you never masturbate. You don’t wanna reach the point of no return
by Sp33D King January 7, 2026
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On the month of April we celebrate the return of an very Awesomeness old school anime known as shaman king with a amazing story, characters, music, and so much more.
National celebrating shaman king's return in april 2021 day

Awesomeness shaman king fans who grow up with shaman king just like me and newer fans who not only watched shaman king but also enjoy ever moment of it as well.
by Yolanda kikou Queen of Brolys February 26, 2021
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Daniel whenever he feels the need to share his various experiences of having sex once and smoking THC
pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard
Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs
by costa the cunt head August 9, 2021
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