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Jack Williams

a smart prick that nobody actually likes thinks he’s good at sports but is really bad and still hasn’t got a girl
you don’t want to turn out like jack williams
by zimbabwe presedent November 20, 2019
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Jack

Jack is usually that sort of person that loves to be gay. He should discriminated at all costs. He is also the CEO of nonces. He will always be married to someone called Garfield aka Stephen Tries, Stephen has many husbands and wifes and many children, Imallexx is one of them
by Memeulous’s Cat December 30, 2019
mugGet the Jackmug.

jack lass

A lass with a jack ass who pretends to be over smart.
The other day a jack lass with her jack ass seemed quite contended with their unnatural act.
by doodling July 1, 2011
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Jacking

Jacking: Verb/Adjective; Slang in the North Mississippi/ West Tennessee area meaning when two or more people engage in fighting amongst each other. Adjective describing somebody as a great fighter.
What’s up mane, did you hear about lil Tommy and lil TJ jacking in the hallway foo?

Aye Bruh that mane Jalen a jacking ass nigga foo.
by YoMfConscience November 3, 2021
mugGet the Jackingmug.

Jack

Jack is the hottest man you’ll ever meet, great passionate lover. Nicest bod. super hot
person 1: man did u see jacks new vid with anna

person 2: yeah man so proud of him for getting her !!
by shelly welly November 23, 2021
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jack manifolds hair

jack has no hair not one fucking bit that man is balder than fucking queen lizzy oi oi. hes balder than my dad and his little mates (they are bald)
“have u seen jack manifold gurtrude”
“yes edwardton”
opinions on jack manifolds hair”
“he has none LOL”
“manibald”
“oi edwardton we better get to pe we will be late innit”
“gurtrude imma skip i hate fucking pe whoever made pe can go fuck themselves fuck them little shit-bitch”
“agreed”
by homify / pissify April 28, 2022
mugGet the jack manifolds hairmug.

Jack in the Box

A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.
Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.

Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch

Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.

Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean
by Magnus Hammersmith April 29, 2024
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