My deluxe penis is so delicious.
by That guy named thoooomas October 26, 2017
by Monty phython April 25, 2019
The term used for a hugely nice penis. Usually associated with the wird jordan if you look it up. Girls love it and gets alot of action. For action you want one for one of your three wishes ;)
by J/O/R/D/A/N April 20, 2010
A person who is extremely talented at making a penis ejaculate. The is person may use many different methods to accomplish this task. The most common of these generally tends to be performing fellatio. The individual tends to love penises with a deep passion. Often they seek out new penises to please on a daily basis.
That guy Jason over there really seems to be popular among all the gay guys. I heard he is a penis whisperer.
That guy Jason over there really seems to be popular among all the gay guys. I heard he is a penis whisperer.
by gnarly77 September 04, 2020
by A vag salad December 27, 2024
A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them
“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”
by Toby magenta January 03, 2022
A penis that has undergone so much shrinkage from extremely cold water that it is very short, fairly hard and sticks straight forward. An attempt at a blowjob would very much resemble sucking on a pacifier
After Kyle got out of Lake Champlain it looked like he had a tiny boner, but it was actually a case of pacifier penis from the cold water.
After getting out of an ice bath, Patrick’s pacifier penis could be seen through his towel despite his best efforts to hide it
After getting out of an ice bath, Patrick’s pacifier penis could be seen through his towel despite his best efforts to hide it
by Littleman2471 August 05, 2023