jack manifolds hair

jack has no hair not one fucking bit that man is balder than fucking queen lizzy oi oi. hes balder than my dad and his little mates (they are bald)

“have u seen jack manifold gurtrude”
“yes edwardton”
“opinions on jack manifolds hair”
“he has none LOL”
“manibald”
“oi edwardton we better get to pe we will be late innit”
“gurtrude imma skip i hate fucking pe whoever made pe can go fuck themselves fuck them little shit-bitch”
“agreed”

by homify / pissify April 28, 2022

sexy jack

My friend jack. .he is so secy.

vaporeon sexy jack yeah sexy

by pisssman November 26, 2020

jack and bull

What your group mates or teammates usually do- half of them are doing jack shit, the other half are doing bullshit.

-Guys stop doing jack and bull
- No go away we are playing minecraft.
"rage quit"

by juju loves migirl April 16, 2020

Kobe jack

When a guy is edging for three days and finally cums and shoots a three-pointers

Did you hear how Alyssa made John Kobe jack

by Dumb_bitch_03 April 09, 2020

Flaccid Jack

A Flaccid Jack is when a male reaches orgasm but his penis is soft the whole way through.

John: Just did a Flaccid Jack to a Poison Toby video lol
Lucas: Send a pic

by DUNC3 March 01, 2025

Jack Pertile

A kind loving Christian

We need more Jack Pertiles throughout the world :)

by Papa Jpowpowpow February 20, 2022

jack asser

A person who feels the need to destroy everyone’s property for no reason other than because he’s an arse hole.

Did you see jerry at work yesterday breaking the boss’s shit? He’s such a fuckin jack asser!

by Jesus f’kn Christ July 23, 2021