one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.

"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."

by Farfox5 November 7, 2014

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One-parent

When one parent doesn't allow the other parent to have a say in decision-making or discipline of a child.

I tried to punish him but you cut me off so I'm going to let you one-parent his discipline for biting Todd.

by Weapon H April 21, 2021

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one it

clowns. we believed that x1 was going to be active for 5 years but instead we got 5 months🤡.

xx: why this "x1" group already disbanded?
one it: *cries*

by colorsyabuki September 2, 2020

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one of them queers

An old saying old people use it describe LGBTQ+ people

I came out to my grandpa today. He said

“You’re one of them queers, aren’t ya?”

by Cr4ig.._ March 4, 2023

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The gayest band on this earth. It consists of Tyler Joseph, who is a kitchen sink, but nobody knows what that means and Josh Dun who's putting on a drum show. They don't wanna be heard, they wanna be listen to. They're trying to collect all twenty one pilots. Tyler has a pet cheetah in his basement, his name's Jason Statham. Also they can't sleep. Basically That's the only thing they sing about. They're pretty cool people.

Person 1: HAVE YOU HEARD BREACH BY TWENTY ONE PILOTS? THE END OF THE TRECH SAGA IS INSANE. CLANCY BECOME A BISHOP?
Person 2: the only one insane thing is you

by anonymous October 4, 2025

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