Pick Me Boy

A guy named Lucifer who is very toxic, does sex roleplays constantly, doxes you and gets his friends to send you death threats, turns your friends against you, cheats on you then calls himself polyamorous, then gets mad at you for venting, and constantly over-uses “…….” He also calls you a series of terrible names. Over all, avoid any guy named Lucifer or the chain of negativity will start.

“Have you seen that pick me boy?”
“Oh, you mean Lucifer? He’s my boyfriend!”
“Dude, he’s my ex who doxxed me. He’s such a pick me boy, too. Ugh.”

by Discord's Personal Satan August 21, 2021

Shop Me a Honda

To give someone a call. Meant to sound like "shout me a holla" but much cooler

Guy: What are you doing tonight?
Girl: I might go to a party
Guy: Well if you do, shop me a honda

by dimelis_16 February 11, 2010

BEH-SCUSE ME

How big sassy black women say "excuse me?" when they are offended.

Cashier: Is this food for here or to go?
Big sassy black woman: BEH-SCUSE ME?! DO YOU THINK I CAN EAT ALL THIS BY MYSELF?!
Cashier: BITCH-IDK-YOUR-LIFE!!!

by LastGentleman July 2, 2017

...if you ask me

But I **didn't** ask you, so quit flappin' yer gums!

Whenever someone says, "...if you ask me" at the end of a rant-'n'-rave-statement, he is acknowledging that he is feeling ignored. Do NOT encourage him by making ANY response or acknowledgement whatsoever --- this is merely a "fishing" statement to see if anyone's willing to listen to his whiny crybaby blather, so if he senses that anyone at all is even mildly receptive to him, he will not shut up for the next hour! You've been warned.

by QuacksO December 28, 2021

p me off

piss me off

YOU DON'T WANT TO P ME OFF.

by SAIYANSTRYKER December 30, 2016

Fuck me pants

Women's pants that have a zipper in the back for a quick and easy peel.

Check it out, she's wearing Fuck Me Pants!

by GWGW June 26, 2016

Bang me out

In gay parlance, rough anal sex.

I want to get a hotel room so you can come over and bang me out.

by SHA-SLAM!!! September 10, 2018