Penis Flytrap

A V-neck shirt with four buttons down, generally worn by closet homosexuals as a mating signal.

A: I’m not sure whether he’s gay or not.
B: Dude look at him. He’s wearing a penis flytrap.

by NERDFIGHTER53 March 14, 2018

Pro penis

The worst spot in a rotation, you dread the thought of it all day.

Bro I had the worst kids go down pro penis earlier

by Djduhddhd August 15, 2023

redbull penis

its a funny joke and it tastes good

I love redbull penis, and normal penis

by tin is gay October 15, 2021

penis

urs is small

u no wat it is u dum mother fuck tit penis is big or small

by myfatpp June 17, 2021

Penis

something you wish was bigger

you: i wish my penis was bigger

by Imyamama September 9, 2020

penis slug

When you pull out and drag it across their belly or pubic mound

Last time I was with your mom, I pulled out and gave her a penis slug on her pubic mound.

by Cockloogie69 July 18, 2021

Penis Butter Sandwich

Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.

Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."

by MikeHasAMic November 13, 2020