High as Giraffe pussy

expression of an objects value vs real worth, object is not as valuble as someone is trying to make it out to be.

did you see the price on that t-shirt?" "It is as high as giraffe pussy, there's no way I'm paying that

by Mr. Jankins985 November 7, 2010

poison pussy stab

using your hand, replicate the vulcan death pinch. then, once the females anus hole and vagina hole are visible, agressively stab at both openings with your spread fingers. this technique should only be applied in situations in which the females nether regions smell like monky butt. this technique is also commonly reffered to as the shocker

that bitches pussy was emitting such an offensive odor, that i was forced to liberaly apply the poison pussy stab

by chip April 21, 2004

solid black pussy

The proper nickname for Mike Black.

"Hey, Solid Black Pussy, you drink like a girl!!"

by ChuckBChillin April 8, 2005

Tight Pussy Energy

Female equivalent of big dick energy. A girl who giggles at cat calls, walks around shaking her hips, shows cleavage, etc.

Has assets and a lot of men who admire her, but very few get through to her. She's a snobby feminist's worst nightmare.

Hayley Williams kinda projects that tight pussy energy, yeah?

by EmoWithAttitude January 16, 2023

relaxed fit pussy

relaxed fit pussy is like when a vagina is all blowed out and saggy from having kids or whatever. throwing it in a relaxed fit pussy is like putting on a pair of baggy sweatpants that are still a little damp from the washing machine.

"that chick pushing the stroller is fine as hell, but i don't fuck with relaxed fit pussy"

by j_brooks February 15, 2010

wonder woman pussy

The greatest sex that women can give to men

Guy 1: Wats up with you dude?

Guy 2: I've had one of the greatest nights of my LIFE!!!

Guy 1: What happen? Let me guess, you and Lizzy kicked it off last night huh?

Guy 2: You know it, she had that wonder woman pussy!!!

by Jarrod Luke January 18, 2012

Fat Pussy Whore

What crazy hoes in a West Virginia jail scream at each other when they have no books to read.

I was in my cell and all I could hear was "Fat Pussy Whore"!

by YungDaggerDick420 June 7, 2018