teaching your dog to drive

A polite suggestion that someone has admirable faith while being out of touch with reality.

"Brilliant idea, truly, but you're teaching your dog to drive."

by Monkey's Dad March 31, 2020

Philly Beef Hot Dog

When a male takes a poop on another girls chest right between the boobs, and tittie fucking her right after, making a Philly Beef Hot Dog.

Male: Let me poop on your chest.
Female: Why?
Male: I want to make a Philly Beef Hot Dog

by slap dick December 10, 2014

Happy Hot Dog Man

A hot dog with arms and a face.

Let me introduce to you, Happy Hot Dog Man, the master of the universe

-Chadtronic 2017

by TorraForSomeReason February 26, 2018

Cincinnati Chili Cheese Dog

the act of mixing your shit and vomit to create this fluid mixture then pour some on a long roll, and feed it to your fat bitch.

Conner: Yo dude, i think i just drank to much vodka.
Kasandra: Well, im kinda hungry. Here shit in this jar, then throw up in it.
Conner: WTF?
Kasandra: just do it
Conner: (HE throws up and shits)
Kasandra: ( she pours it into a longroll)
*she then proceeds to eat it
Coonner: Dudeeeeee What the fuck is your deal...not cool
Kasandra:Mmmm....Cincinnati Chili Cheese Dog...my favorite midnight snack

by compacked shit July 1, 2009

mad dog 20/20

the. best. alcohol. ever.

cheap ($3-5) wine drink that you can normally only get in Southern states (VA, NC, MS, etc.) which gives the BEST happy drunk in the world. awesomeness in one bottle.

"Karen was hilarous last night!"
"It was the Mad Dog 20/20 from Virgnia that Faith got for her!"

by karened January 9, 2008

dog wanking fuck stick

a composite word designed to infer that someone is lower than a snakes balls.

now Bush,there's a dog wanking fuck stick

by pax September 18, 2003

nipple raping dog whore

a person who not only rapes nipples (rubbing inappropriatly) but whilst dressed like a dog , and acting like a slut, and sipping tea.

Amy- "Yo homes, I was sipping tea with my mum when all of a sudden she put on a dog costume and rubbed my nipples. INAPPROPRIATLY!"

Ashley- "Oh f*ck bruhh, she's a nipple raping dog whore!"

Amy- "You shit taco."

by bumsex100 April 15, 2010