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Deez Nuts

The most holy and divine word known to man. If someone doesn't agree they probably have a small dick and a large ego and you should be instantly repulsed by their presence.
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!!!
Guy 2: bruh cringe
Guy1: *beats Guy 2 to a red pulp via fists*
by JQNNY January 2, 2022
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Numb Nuts

Lacks intelligence. Very dumb.
Lang will you ever stop being a numb nuts
by Pheef008 March 27, 2024
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Nut

A food you eat(what else would you think?)
Those salted nuts are gooood!
by Leninaut May 29, 2018
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nut

a name that a best freind calls their best friend. Usually because they are way too nice.
Sup shorty.
Hey nut.
by jaydvnm July 11, 2018
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Nut Bubble

something a woman gets after giving some sloppy toppy and it gets a bit messy
"Ayo Linda u tryna give man slops" she then proceeded to have multiple nut bubbles
by Dragonbattle06 December 17, 2021
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Frosted Nuts

Obviously, the best pker in all of Runescape is Frosted Nuts. Nobody can even come close to his godlike power. If you were in the unlikely even of meeting this mighty warrior in PVP, you might as well start dropping your own nuts.
Person 1: Dude! I saw Frosted Nuts in PVP the other day!
Person 2: So what happened?
Person 1: I don't even remember! It was mad! All I do remember is that he was completely impervious to my attacks. He was like a GOD. When I was dropped, he said. "You have been Frosted."
by Legion R. April 6, 2009
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Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021
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