Closet Sex

Closet Sex: when your fucking a girl just because its an easy lay, but you dont tell your friends because shes fat or ugly.. so you keep her in the "closet"

if you have ever fucked a girl, even if she is ugly or fat, but didnt tell anyone, you have had closet sex.

by Hot_Deli_Dan December 20, 2007

Sex zombie

1) Someone who is bored and isn't really interested in sex,
2) Someone who has no strength or energy during sex,
3) Someone who is ill during sex.

"Dude, I has sex with that girl, and she was such a sex zombie..."

by Anoym December 9, 2008

Sex-ting

To have sex through texting.

My friend, Andrew, was sex-ting his girlfriend last night.

by its a secret !!! April 21, 2009

Guitar Sex

A shared stare between a guitarist onstage and an audience member that has so much sexuality, its orgasmic.

Oh my god! you are SO having Guitar Sex with him!

by erin August 6, 2004

fuck sex

A stronger version 'Fuck It' or 'Dammit'

Fuck Sex, that was close !

by Big Vern 88 July 19, 2006

poop sex

everyone's all wrong. Poop sex is when,usually gay men, but sometimes guy on girl have a bunch of ANAL sex. Dick in the ass type shit.

jim and tim had poop sex for 3 hours.

by Justin Heiden August 23, 2005

elementary sex

The art of keeping track of how many positions you have had sex in and the amount of times you have done it in those positions

Doggie style 25
Missionary position 50
Reverse cowgirl 37
Simple elementary sex

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013