mutton dressed as dog dirt

An ugly, often old has been, who's trying to look sexy by wearing a short skirt and make up, making a small improvement from the accident she had with the ugly tree

'Ere, Bri, you seen that old bird in accounts in that short skirt? Aye, mutton dressed as dog dirt

by LoonyBob September 10, 2010

Shaking Like a Shitting Dog

To have the old trembles; shiver me timber

Damn, he was so scare he was shaking like a shitting dog!

by Anti-Septic November 9, 2015

Happy Hot Dog Man

A hot dog with arms and a face.

Let me introduce to you, Happy Hot Dog Man, the master of the universe

-Chadtronic 2017

by TorraForSomeReason February 26, 2018

Cincinnati Chili Cheese Dog

the act of mixing your shit and vomit to create this fluid mixture then pour some on a long roll, and feed it to your fat bitch.

Conner: Yo dude, i think i just drank to much vodka.
Kasandra: Well, im kinda hungry. Here shit in this jar, then throw up in it.
Conner: WTF?
Kasandra: just do it
Conner: (HE throws up and shits)
Kasandra: ( she pours it into a longroll)
*she then proceeds to eat it
Coonner: Dudeeeeee What the fuck is your deal...not cool
Kasandra:Mmmm....Cincinnati Chili Cheese Dog...my favorite midnight snack

by compacked shit July 1, 2009

mad dog 20/20

the. best. alcohol. ever.

cheap ($3-5) wine drink that you can normally only get in Southern states (VA, NC, MS, etc.) which gives the BEST happy drunk in the world. awesomeness in one bottle.

"Karen was hilarous last night!"
"It was the Mad Dog 20/20 from Virgnia that Faith got for her!"

by karened January 9, 2008

dog wanking fuck stick

a composite word designed to infer that someone is lower than a snakes balls.

now Bush,there's a dog wanking fuck stick

by pax September 18, 2003

nipple raping dog whore

a person who not only rapes nipples (rubbing inappropriatly) but whilst dressed like a dog , and acting like a slut, and sipping tea.

Amy- "Yo homes, I was sipping tea with my mum when all of a sudden she put on a dog costume and rubbed my nipples. INAPPROPRIATLY!"

Ashley- "Oh f*ck bruhh, she's a nipple raping dog whore!"

Amy- "You shit taco."

by bumsex100 April 15, 2010