monkey nut

like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would

alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo

"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"

alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"

by teachannnn January 20, 2023

Cultured Nut

A nut to something of culture.. like old paintings, or literature. Things you can discuss with a glass of red wine in hand.

"ay jerry i hit the fattest cultured nut last night"
"steve you were locked up in the mental ward five years ago how are you out steve"
"its not important. nutted to lady liberty leading the people."

by damnerofsouls March 25, 2022

deez nuts

the unfunniest joke

Guy 1: do u know the company DN?
Guy 2: no what is it about?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!! lLOSLAOAOA a,q,q,11111,1,1,1,1,1.1.1’zoepaspal

Guy 2: please stop. this isn’t funny anymore. i know that ur dad is dead and ur having a hard time. im always here for u.
Guy 1: i got him good!
i got him good…. *depression!!!!!!*

by funny chungus August 25, 2021

pre nut cloudiness

Unbridled and dishonest feelings of pre orgasm

*thrusting* "i love you" (he doesn't actually mean that)

"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"

by coinedprenutcloudiness February 20, 2025

Omega Nut

Omega Nut. A Word Which describes your burning passion to nut in someone.

Example:
Boy 1. Woah! Do you see Emma over there?
Boy 2. Yup, Omega Nut my boy.
Boy 1. Wish I could.

by Nutter42 May 3, 2018

nutted

to get castrated

dave's so annoying, I hope he gets nutted someday

by jodiBB October 12, 2025

nut sniffer

When a dude sniffs his or someone else's nuts, this can be only described by the gods.

Did you see that guy, he must be a nut sniffer.

by ironnnnnnnnnnnnn April 20, 2021