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don't get your ham in a twist 

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
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Hard 8s get second dates 

The phrase used to define the experience and future likely hood of seeing an individual whom you have romantic feelings for, for a second time.
We had a great time he’s a solid 8 and hard 8s get second dates
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do you get it 

Used to prompt acknowledgement from your listener towards the severity of what you are telling them.
Dan: and then Ryan started talking shit raising his voice. I’m not a mug do you get it so I had to run up on him.

Jason: madting
do you get it by RealestOne October 19, 2019

let's get paranoid

Smoke so much weed to the point of getting paranoid, after which the high is awesome!
I got some great diesel, let's get paranoid.

let's get it gamers 

A phrase used for motivating others or yourself to achieve something in a videogame
Jack while playing CoD with Mike, Bob and Shrek: “Let's get it gamers!”
Bob: “Get what?”
Mike: “Your mom's pussy.”
Shrek: “At this rate you're not gonna get any pussy Mike.”
Mike then cried in eternity
let's get it gamers by Dr.Anime March 17, 2020

It Can't Get Any Worse. 

What everyone is saying to themselves in 2020, until it inevitability gets worse.
Person: "So, foreign conflicts, wild fires, Covid 19, protests, It can't get any worse."
Time traveler: "Oh, don't worry, Covid 19 will be the least of our worries in a few months, by the way to do you have a Geiger counter on you? That will become useful soon."

Yumm she get nae naed 

the phrase you say when someone you hate (or dislike extremely) gets either slightly inconvenienced or in serious trouble.
Isabella: omg you know that girl at school you dont like? the one who stole your goldfish and killed your grandma??

Angel: yeah what about her?

Isabella: she just got diagnosed with 6 different STDs!!

Angel: yo what?!? LMAO yumm she get nae naed!
Yumm she get nae naed by toadgirl August 21, 2020