Griffin Sized Penis

Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.

My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.

by GRIFFINISHOT69 November 24, 2021

Penis cheese

A flavorful nutty, and cheesy goo.

Tom loves to cover his singles socks in penis cheese.

by Slinging Cream August 11, 2023

Penis Cheese

nifty the r6 teamkiller

oi did you here that penis cheese kill someone?
ye wagwan he was a right cunt

by Lord Word god October 08, 2020

Elephant Penis

I was told that if I make a definition for this I would get and elephant penis.

"Please give me and Elephant Penis"

by The Grimm one September 05, 2022

Bench penis

When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.

I get too much vag I need to bench penis

by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 26, 2017

Pinot Penis

When you drink too much Pinot Grigio to the point where it’s nearly impossible for you to feel any sexual stimulation. - Equivalent to whiskey dick.

Last night I hit her with the Pinot Penis, I couldn’t cum, but she fell in love.

by 2skip3 January 21, 2021

A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

by bootylips45678910 July 05, 2023