Nut

The cosmic blast of man goo, akin to a rocket launch but with more emotional damage and fewer safety protocols.

Example: "He saw the PS6 reveal and detonated a nut so hard it registered on the Richter scale."

by TrippieDaFatMF December 18, 2024

NUT

-never

-underestimate
-teachers

I’m gonna nut all over my school

by OIOIOIBAKAA December 19, 2024

crodie nut

crodie nut is someone who is willing to nut anywhere they want like a crodie nut gerb

stop being such an ass you crodie nut

by dracosldie December 21, 2024

dry nutting

The act of ejaculating without a stimulus presented to your penis which could be known simply as “an awake wet dream”. You can dry nut by simply being so aroused that you have no control over your penis

That girl bobby went out with yesterday was really cute, I heard he ended up dry nutting.

by a_ variation December 24, 2024

Bust a nut

To solve an investigation, similar to the term 'crack a case'

P1: ...and that's how I figured out the butler was the murderer.
P2: Wow detective! You really know how to bust a nut!
P1: Thanks, chum

by moosetwin December 26, 2024

Post Nut Charity

when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.

I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 28, 2024

Nut-War

A nut-war is the exact halfway point of a process, investigation, or any other event. This usually replaces the words "In the middle of" and "halfway through"

James: Hey Sam! Do you want some coffee?
Sam: No thanks, I'm in a nut-war with making tea."

Nigel: Have you written all of the names?
Jill: No, but I'm in the nut-war of writing them all down.

by Ramrodai December 30, 2024