Wausau East High School

(N) a school/place for butt munchers that encapsulates then true spirit of love. The temperature is of a meat locker yet somehow that does not preserve anything because the smell of something rotting remains consistent through the halls. It is home to some happy memories though like the infamous bucket speach, world famous jack shack cookies and badge, the wonderful dog.

Wausau east high school makes me want to die- various students

by Gurlycake February 19, 2019

Northwest Area High School

A small hick school with kids who either try to act too hood or too redneck. Many pedofile teachers that somehow keep their jobs but it’s all okay. Located on a swamp the building is ready to collapse at any given time.

Oh your kid goes to Northwest Area High School, didn’t that place catch on fire?

by Pork chop November 11, 2018

Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from members, it will be our policy to keep all members well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your Duke. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our Vice Dukes are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H I.T. you can handle.

Members who don't take S H I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMERGENCY EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EXTRA ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Vice Dukes took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For members who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you.

If Billy doesn't listen we'll put him into Special High Intensity Training.

by NinjaShark November 9, 2010

Warren Township High School

A quaint, but large highschool in Gurnee Illinois, but looks can be deceiving. The inside is laid out like a prison and it is. The inmates "Students" are guarded by the well known heroic Howie Security guards led by the one and only Raphael Soto. Once inside, you must be cautious of the transgender, Homo, and feminist inmates who feast on regular usually christian inmates by giving them all of the hatred they desire. Gay teachers force punishment on the inmates by making the students basically write their wills by using themes from "classic" books like Fahrenheit 451 to begin with progressing the The Turn of the Screw. You will be lucky to gain protection form the messiah Cerauli but don't count on it. Good luck :)

i dont like school. Warren township high school

by Jakoby Ellsbury May 13, 2016

Rio Norte Junior High

Rio Norte Junior High is full of sad lost little bitches who think they're cool. They smoke weed and vape and yike to make it seem like they're cool when in reality their parents are too rich to actually give a fucking shit about their life. They will most likely become drug addicts and end up failing in life because their body is so used up and tired from being a slut. Girls and boys act like they're 20 when in reality they're 13 and 12 and really need to start acting their fucking age. There is only a small amount of good people who realise what weed and vape can do to you and they're treated like actual fucking shit. The 7th grade tree and 8th grade wall are both very fucking stupid. It does make you FUCKING COOL to smoke weed and vape it makes you seem like a FUCKING LOSER who will end up on the streets. Their parents don't give a flying fuck about their future and they don't care about how they will turn up.

Girl #1: why is she vaping?
Girl #2: oh, she's from Rio Norte Junior High School and her parents don't exactly give a shit

by TheTruth358 April 19, 2018

Great Valley High School

Home of the pharmacy, where you can buy shit weed in the bathroom and get beat up by the stoners that deal it. And plenty of people go to rehab because apparently peer pressure is real. Where you can spot hoes every two feet along the hallway. Where the only people who get beat up are the dudes who everyone mentally punches because of their douchey self-righteousness, and we laugh about it because we can. A place where you can't bend over without someone making an ass joke, and without people making trips to five below to get padded underwear for these jokes to be made on their behalf. For tons of stupid ass valley kids getting slutty and going down on the guys who want a blowjob, and uncomfortable grinds and a rough handjobs are just around the corner. And if the guys weren't horny enough, the girls who lack self confidence will choke and throw up on their dick for a compliment. The bathrooms, where the ground is always wet and messy, and people leave their throw up in the toilet. And last but certainly not least, one of the best high schools in Pennsylvania.

I went to great valley high school and now I'm fucked up for life. And the people who I went with pretend to be ghetto even though they're from Malvern.

by That hilarious mofo April 11, 2016

east catholic high school

a school where parents pay 12,000 dollars for their kids to be getting C’s and D’s on their report card. also a place where juuling has become the biggest issue and you no longer can sit in your own car for 5 mins because teachers think your up to something

east catholic high school “home of the juuls”

by wjaodhebqksodidhe hi December 9, 2017