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Captain Jacked

This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.
Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.

Amy was Captain Jacked.
by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018
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Gray Jacked

Sexing a person to death through relentless thrusting of the pelvic girdle
Pathologist: I'm afraid detective, she was Gray Jacked to death
by Kageybaby September 8, 2011
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Jack mcann

Jack mcann is commonly found around large masses of fresh water, such as the murry river, lake epolock, and other creek systems. Jack mcann has a very low vocabulary consisting of “what c u n t” “ehhh” and other annoying words or murmur's. As an introduced species if you ever see one of these disease ridden jacks crossing the street or stealing juice boxes from your house make sure to exterminate it with no mercy.
Jack mcann (rattling around your kitchen)
You (kills it swiftly with sauce pan)
by The dictionary him self April 21, 2022
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jacking

NY slang for claiming somethings yours or somethings true
"that girl mine forever, I'm jacking her till I die"

"I heard you and Jake got active" "stop jacking that"
by iwannagts February 27, 2024
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Jack

Jack is the worst person you could ever meet and is a huge smartass. Nobody would ever want to talk to a Jack. Except for Jonah. Because Jonah has loved since the day we met. Jack is a daddy. Yay.
JACK IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSONNNN.
by JonahFate524 June 11, 2018
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jack bros

The only decent game Atlus has ever made
Pedophile: Dude, have you played Persona 5? It's my favorite game.

Contributer to society: ew, talk to me after you get bitches from playing Jack Bros.
by Garfeldi April 24, 2022
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Jack

They are very musical and like to play as many instruments as they can get their hands on. They are also very funny in a mysterious way so you never know what the next joke will be.
They are very emotionally intelligent but are underestimated in how good they are at understanding unique social situations. Very good to vent to.
They also enjoy learning as many things as possible so are decently good at many things, a “Jack of all trades” you could say.
“There goes Jack, one of the greatest people in existence
by Mhushick June 19, 2023
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