Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024
Get the Spanking your Monkeymug. A gay Monkey that viciously violates his massa and the other monkeys on the farm Ikem also chucks poop at dogs and pees on cats
by Ikenna the sturdy man November 10, 2022
Get the Ikem monkeymug. Someone who is scattered all over the place. They had stuff all over the place and can't stick to one idea.
by monkeybrainedrea July 4, 2021
Get the monkey-brainedmug. Steve completely lost his monkey at work yesterday when he found out that his cubical was shortened to make room for the new copy center.
by peterosefiretruck November 6, 2010
Get the lost his monkeymug. 
someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly
Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*
Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..
the rest of the group: oop
Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra
the rest of the group: OOOO
Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it
Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you
*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*
btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup
Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..
the rest of the group: oop
Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra
the rest of the group: OOOO
Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it
Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you
*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*
btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup
by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024
Get the monkey hair ticklermug. When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.
by finlow1616 June 29, 2017
Get the italian dance monkeymug.