Jedi time travel

When you take pcp, acid and heroine at the same time

Hi Janine it's eric haha gotchu with the Jedi time travel

by Ericsosexy September 21, 2017

Monkey one time

When you bet the house on black or red and it hits

-Matt monkey monkey monkey ( roulette table lands on black) monkey one time!!!

by Da dawg April 18, 2024

Patriot Time

Noun. When you're in a war zone but there's blank calendar time suggesting off time to non essential personnel.

Hey LT, why the fuck don't you have the latest imagery? Sorry sir, but the intelligence personnel were all on Patriot Time.

by ProfessionalT April 21, 2018

Sisyphus' Time Machine

The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.

Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.

by Rimzi May 27, 2024

phaneuf time

its when you masterbate using baked goods
ie. bagels, croissants and other pastries.

I just spent 5 minutes phaneuf time with a chocolate glazed donut.

by The red baryne February 3, 2010

Pacific time

A hidden advantage for West Coast teams over teams from the East, especially on a weekday in basketball, since games are often played later in the day than in football. A team from the West Coast can't lose either way on time. If their game is home, they start around 10 at night, and end after midnight, at a time most of an East Coast audience is asleep on a weeknight. If their game is away, it's like playing at 4 in the afternoon on their time which is also still a regular time for a basketball game. No matter what, the other team is always on their time, which helps them out tremendously.

Pacific time wins games, it's not something a team from the West Coast has to fight against, it works for them and not against.

by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021

Part-time Pogson

A person whom does not attend full time occupations

Part-time Pogson

“Where’s part time Pogson? Oh, he’s not in!”

by 16hardinga June 10, 2022