Penis

A very large thing

Person 1: my penis is very large
Person 2: I don’t care Joe can we just play football

by NirvanaKid1991 March 12, 2021

penis

vinny sucks on this

vinny loves sucking on penis and is always on emily

by Scopolamine December 5, 2022

Penis

if it's smaller than 5 inches, get ready to get judged, friend.

Craig: oh dude how big is your penis
James: y'all gonna be surprised on how big it is

by lmfao dude December 5, 2019

Penis Era

An extended period of time in which you go feral

Leon is in his Penis Era! Ignore him!

by Hank Asmr December 15, 2022

Penis Crossed

To cross one's penis is the most romantic gesture commonly used to wish for luck.

S/he had his/her penis crossed and wished for some luck while preordering the ps5

by iSweariamSober May 29, 2021

Penis

Something men lose after cheating on their wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/area51escapee #theycantstopusall

Jesus mate me wife chopped me penis off after she saw mw having sex with her chav mate clarissa

by lennondonnie September 25, 2019

penis pickings

When you have little hairs or fuzz bits around your penis you pick off with your fingers

my penis is getting dirty! im gonna do my daily penis pickings

by poperoni304 September 19, 2023