Deez nuts

Deez nuts is a joke made lots of people on tik tok and if you get a text saying :

Candice
Ligma
And so on, your getting a deez nuts or balls joke

On kahoot: Candice joins
Teacher: "who's Candice?"
All the students: "can deez nuts fit on your mouth"

by ImnotCandice June 18, 2021

Hog Nut

A large pinch of snuff, dip, or chewing tobacco

Johnny: “Hey bubba let me get a dip”
Earl: “you need a hog nut for that bottom lip”

by Longhead69 December 2, 2023

Masala Nuts

When the human male contracts every single sexually transmitted disease known to mankind that one would rather copulate with a three week old seekh kabab skewer that was left outside on the streets of Karachi.

Amanda: God damn it, my crotch has been on fire since last night!
Brittany: Wait, did you fuck Vighnesh?
Amanda: Well yeah. There wasn't any other human male within a 500 mile radius of Devanahalli.
Brittany: Serves you right. Didn't you know he has masala nuts? He's on the UN watchlist for masala nuts.

by knottyfibre January 23, 2024

Deez Nuts

Referring to someone's nuts. May be said by any gender regarding if they have any or not.

"What's for lunch?" - "Deez Nuts"

by MoonSvt February 22, 2022

Deez nuts

Deez nuts : a funny way to make someone say something sexually inappropriate by using a very vague phrase.

person 1 : you heard of the new Pokémon You suck

Person 2 : Yousuc

Person 1 : You suck Deez Nuts

by you heard of bofa December 10, 2022

Deez Nuts

They are Deez Nuts

Person 1 : Have you played Sea of thieves before?
Person 2 : No what is that
Person 1: See if Deez Nuts fit in yo mouth
Person 2: FUCK YOU

by Deez or Doze August 24, 2022

Devils nut

This is when you cum in your girl a small amount each time you bang then pull out. This is a scary thing to do because someone might loose there life.

Her:did you just come in me?
Him:no only a little devils nut
Her:what the hell does that mean?
Him:don’t worry babe it alright I pulled out didn’t I?

by Fedro May 23, 2020