Hammer time

When you Start to fuck a Granny in the ass , And every half inch, your Dick has to act like a chisel. To get through some 3 week, old crusty dried turd

Yo brother lady night I hammer timed this Granny

by Nickle and Dime August 24, 2024

Time Wasters Coordinated

A coordinated effort by spiritual death-row walkers to waste a righteous person's time

When I go to relax in the Spa Pool, the last people that I need to try to tap into My spiritual rest are fools of the Time Wasters Coordinated ilk.

by deksper January 7, 2019

Time

Something Hamilton thinks he will run out of

"Why do you write like you're running out of time"
-Aaron Burr, sir

by Jewel394 July 5, 2023

Actor Time

Artful procrastination, typically in the style of an actor intentionally delaying or prolonging a cue so as to build dramatics tension. Usually unsuccessful. Unusually just annoying.

That last scene was SO INTENSE! I couldn't wait to see what he said next.

Yeah, perfect use of actor time.

by BergensMom May 11, 2021

Crundall Time

Similar to African time, meaning to run late as a matter of course of believe every meeting to start ten minutes later.

Why is James always running late?! His phone must be set to Crundall time.

by Tudor House April 27, 2022

tak-timing

The phenomena in which the greatest thing brought to this earth gets timing'd to a degree never seen before.

"there's two mid, let me watch it" -tak .... "he killed me from main running through a smoke full blind with a burst glock, fuck that tak-timing" -also tak

by billybobthemuncher November 30, 2022

Time Snatcher

A time snatcher is associated with being within a "Verbal Handcuff". A time snatcher is an individual that tends to repeat stories (typically older women). These people tend to start an unwanted conversation that usually involves a topic(s) that has been beaten dead over and over by this individual. Time snatchers love to talk and will do anything to keep you in the space from leaving.

12:07 pm
Woman(Loud hi pitched voice+crazy eyes): Hey!!! did I tell you about blah blah blah.

Girl: (Blank stares, towards room) uh-huh.

12:10 pm
Woman: (looks at phone) But I didn't tell you about blah blah blah blah blah...(etc..blah blahs)

Girl: Amazing story. But I'm actually on my way out..

Woman: Okay have fun! Btw..

12: 45pm
Woman: Blah blah blah blah blah. But, didn't blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...(indistinct blah blahs)

Possibilities of a Time Snatchers end times ranges between 20-65 Minutes.

by Verbal Handcuff July 23, 2017