Fucking Obama

blaming President Obama for everything; a internet phrase added to the end of complaints about pretty much anything

I can't believe it's raining. Fucking Obama.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

moobie fuck

Guy puts his dick between another guys man boobs. the gay version of a titie fuck.

"Oh moobie fuck me harder steve" moaned jason.

by matt Brewer January 10, 2008

muscle fuck

1.To tighten the top of a can bottle or screw something so tightly the grooves are stripped and insuring noone else is able to open said item. this action implies sexual frustration.

you: Ay man fuck are you doing?

your friend: trying to open this bottle of soda

You: why your eyes gotta bug out like that

your friend: Man somebody muscle fucked the shit outa this.

by maulla84 September 10, 2008

Chuck Fuck

A variation of a ninja fuck but with Chuck Norris. When a man is screwing a broad and stops, steps to the side, and roundhouses an oversized dildo directly into her anus, much like a hammer hitting a nail.

When you Chuck fuck, scream "This Is Sparta!" at the top of your lungs.

by Lukania December 17, 2008

fuck a cat

what someone would do in a extreme act of sexual desire.

John: You hear what tyler did because his girlfriend didn't give him any?
Bob:What?
John:He pulled a fuck a cat!
Bob:Another victim...

by jrknights January 4, 2009

Titty Fucking

thrusting a dik thru 2 huge tits

joe- oo them tits are huge
kate- u can put ur dik thru them babe
joe- u mean titty fucking?

by Lol, January 2, 2010

fucking hurts

A phrase used to describe something that hurts, usually while you are in pain, or angry.

(Steve walks into the classroom and his buddy Joe starts talking to him)

Joe: Hey Steve.
Steve: I don't want to fucking be here, my head fucking hurts.

by niggertits31234 January 11, 2012