The dirty waffle is a sex act in which the male ejaculates into one of his hands and then spreads it into both hands (This is known as preparing the batter) and then proceeds to slap the female partner on both ears with both hands simultaneously launching the male partners batter into the woman's ear drums.
by VitoVane November 24, 2017
Get the The Dirty Wafflemug. Is when your girl does kegals while you're going deep making you feel like your dick is about to bust.
by Bestheadever91 June 9, 2020
Get the dirty keshiamug. After you nut, you slowly slide your body up hers, dragging your slimy dong up all the way up the torso and across the face. Leaving A frog trail, then after exiting her body fully, as hard as you can you mule/frog kick her in the crown of the head, say ribbit and take a shower.
by Gant33 April 1, 2020
Get the dirty frogmug. A man gets his ass rimmed while the person performing the rimming (see Tossed Salad) uses one hand to tug the balls while massaging the taint with thumb (Extra long thumbs may even massage the prostate). This can be combined with the RUSTY TROMBONE if the person doing the rimming has excellent finger dexterity (Much like patting your head and rubbing your belly, the circular thumb motion and jerk off hand motion can be challenging, especially with a tongue in the ass). Beware long fingernails.
Dude, your mom is so talented. Lucky I washed my ass and shaved my balls because she used her left and right hand while rimming my hole. I never had a Dirty Hitchhiker & Rusty Trombone at once! No wonder your dad is always smiling!
by 9 Inch Justice November 6, 2010
Get the Dirty Hitchhikermug. John: " Ugh! I wish Michael would shave off that dirty mustache!"
Ben: "Just because you can grow facial hair, doesn't always mean you should."
Ben: "Just because you can grow facial hair, doesn't always mean you should."
by SuprSaiyanTurry December 26, 2015
Get the Dirty Mustachemug. The sort of girl that is blatantly a beast in the bedroom and you wouldn't want to introduce to your parents.
A dirty fit girl is more of a tease than a slut. Won't always put out. Dresses Provocatively. Will probably end up getting married to a rich fella.
by IggyWup January 16, 2011
Get the Dirty Fitmug. When the son in law uses instant mash potato at a family dinner, for the purposes of pleasuring his mother in law's anus. When finished, the mashed potato is then spread amongst the family to enjoy. Not dissimilar to the saying of grace.
As Sam approaches the dinner table with the mashed taters, him and Deborah lock eyes. "It's gorgeous" she says, biting her bottom lip as she presents her anus. Sam, quivering in anticipation and mashed potato in hand then commences The Dirty Deb. Proceeding to jam Deborah's butthole with the mash and gazing into is his wife to be's eyes, the Dirty Deb continues until the mixture is consistent and ready to be served. The family waits in anticipation for their meal.
by T-Bone6969 September 14, 2017
Get the The Dirty Debmug.