double brownbagger

n. see brownbagger. A female who is so unattractive that you require not just one brown bag on her head while having sex, but one on your own in case hers falls off.

Fred: Hey Billy, here's a picture of my new wife Jen, isn't she great?

Bill: Damn.....double brownbagger.

double brownbagger by D-Glove February 24, 2004

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Sylvia Browne

The act of going to a fancy party or gathering and asserting dominance through climbing over a rotating ceiling fan and shitting over said fan so that everyone in the area gets sprayed.

Did you hear about what Ben did at the party after the Del Taco run? Yeah he got drunk and pulled a Sylvia Browne!

Sylvia Browne by Tittyfish69 August 18, 2019

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Charlie Hash-browns

A self satisfying sexual act where one takes their finger(s), usually the index finger, and massages the ring of their butt-hole in a circular fashion. Being sure to never actually penetrate the butt-hole to avoid any homosexual suspicions. Due to the fact there is no penetration implies that the person giving them selves some Charlie Hash-browns is in fact straight, unless other data presents itself.

also referred to as simply 'hash-browns'

Cameron: ...are you fingering your butthole?

Notneal: Naw man i aint gay, i'm just giving myself some charlie hash-browns.

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Jack: so i was hash-browning myself the other day, and after i was done my finger kind of smelled like sweet potatoes.

Charlie Hash-browns by Cookie Limps March 27, 2010